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Raytje
De verzamelde werken – Volume II
De gebruikelijke verzameling van belangrijke informatie, wetenswaardigheden, laatste nieuwtjes, eerste geruchten, roddel, achterklap, onzin en klets.
Things Republicans Believe
Al zappend op het internet (lokale krantje Brabants Centrum -> Jan Juffermans -> voetafdruk -> footprint -> Richard M Stallman) kwam ik dit lijstje tegen. Het is in een aantal vormen op verschillende pagina’s te vinden. Onafhankelijk als ik ben heb ik ook nog even gezocht naar zo’n lijstje over Democrats, maar die was er maar een en lang niet zo leuk!
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
"Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can’t find Bin Laden" diversion.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.
You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
You should be able to defend yourself with a gun but not a trial lawyer.
Science can not be trusted because it’s based on facts.
Global warming is a hoax from the liberal left-wing media.
More destructive hurricanes are a sign we should ban gay marriage.
Government can’t be trusted because corporations keep fleecing the Republican congress.
Incompetent cronies are not a sign of incompetent leadership.
Government should never interfere with anything except a woman’s right to choose.
Corporations should be unregulated because their government contracts are always sooo cost effective.
The Boston Tea party had nothing to do with the corporation (East India Company) that owned the tea.
All the corruption and waste in government has nothing to do with the corporations who get the contracts.
Spending more for "Less Government" is good because it will improve our response to catastrophes, our defense against terrorism and enforcement of immigration.
Pork barrel spending is just good business.
All $300 billion of U.S. tax money, is actually going to Iraq.
650 million barrels of missing Iraqi oil was just misplaced during our occupation.
Halliburton’s no-bid contracts are consistent with a free market economy?
Outsourcing jobs and off shoring corporate profits are patriotic.
We can support our troops by slashing their pay and benefits.
The interrogation and torture at Abu Ghraib prison had nothing to do with the missing Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Stem cell research, which can cure and prevent diseases, must be stopped but drug companies who profit from treating diseases should get more corporate welfare.
Paying oil companies to drill for oil is good US energy policy but investing in alternative energy is communism.
People who use marijuana should be jailed for 10 years but corporations who pollute and poison everyone must need more corporate welfare.
Corporations can be trusted to test their own products but they can’t be allowed to clean up their own pollution (Superfund).
No need to investigate corporations until they collapse under the weight of their own greed.
Ending slavery in the US was good but making hundreds of $billions from slave labor in other countries is great.
Welfare for people is communism but welfare for corporations is "Liberty."
Illegal immigrants are bad but the corporations who hire them must need more corporate welfare.
Free Trade and Globalization are great but the slave labor and terrorism they produce are someone else’s fault.
Privatizing Social Security is more important than education, healthcare and poverty.
Making a war monger ambassador to the UN will help prevent more wars.
Wealthy warmongers who support the death penalty can also be Christians.
Jesus is the greatest, except for everything he said
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